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Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.

Some people speak only when they have nothing to say.

Always be nice to your children, because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.

Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn’t seem to be working.

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t

What can you expect from a day that begins with having to get up?

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up, remember…you can always change your birthday on Facebook.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you’re scared to death.


The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.