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Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

You know you are getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.

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You don’t remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened.

The down side of making intelligent suggestions is that you may be appointed to make them work.

There are two types of people–those who come into a room and say, ‘Well, here I am!’ and those who come in and say, ‘Ah, there you are.’