Archives for category: sarcastic quotes

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

You know you are getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.

After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will never know them because we hate them.

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.

Some people speak only when they have nothing to say.

Always be nice to your children, because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.