Archives for the month of: March, 2015

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing

There are two types of people–those who come into a room and say, ‘Well, here I am!’ and those who come in and say, ‘Ah, there you are.’

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that’s not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.