Archives for the month of: March, 2014

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

– Sir Winston Churchill

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.