Archives for the month of: January, 2014

I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I finally won out over it.

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Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.

I once went on safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.