Archives for the month of: November, 2013

Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.


Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I want to see the manager.”

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

Common sense is nothing more than a deposit of prejudices laid down by the mind before you reach eighteen.