Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn’t seem to be working.

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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t

What can you expect from a day that begins with having to get up?

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up, remember…you can always change your birthday on Facebook.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you’re scared to death.


The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.   – Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire


A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.

We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong.


None but a coward dares to boast that he has never known fear.